Post by bandit willemina connors on Aug 6, 2012 22:15:11 GMT -5
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 400px; height: 380px; background-image:URL(http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy284/brooklynlolli/x0r3w0.png); border-left: 10px solid #1e1e1e; border-right: 10px solid #1e1e1e;] BANDIT W. CONNORS  HEY THERE, THEY CALL ME BANDIT OR BANDI AND I'M CURRENTLY NINETEEN YEARS OLD. I'M PART OF THE BAND AND I'M THE DRUMMER FOR SMOKE & SEX . ------------------------------------------------- HEY. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU DO ON THIS TOUR? "uhm, i'm bandit connors, yes that's my real fucking name, my mom was a hippy, shit does apparently happen when you party naked. oh and i'm the drummer for the band smoke and sex." HOW OLD ARE YOU? "nineteen but i don't look a day over ten." HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS AS A LIVING? WHY? WERE YOU ALWAYS GOOD AT IT?" "dude i don't fucking know. i started banging some drums one day and thought it was fun so i stuck with it for a while. then the gayest guys i've ever met, complete with tight ass girl jeans and the pure conviction that they looked fucking fly, come up to me say they hear i'm not a bad drummer and ask if i want to be in a band with them. after i punched one of them in the face, they said i wasn't bad for christ sakes and in the most condescending tone no less, i decided why the hell not? wasn't like i had anything better to do, plus one of them had the nicest ass i'd ever seen. not to be cliche but you only live once, right?" SO WHAT ARE SOME BAD THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN SAID ABOUT YOU? "ha ha ha, well damn, you got twenty years? cause before my conception people have been slinging shit about me. worst thing i've ever heard was from my father when he said he should've cut off his balls well before he stuck it in my momma. it was also pretty funny, but i mean it stings when your sperm donor admits to wishing himself a fucking unic as opposed to being biologically linked to you. other than that not much else really stings. i mean i guess being called a bitch or a slut or more frigid than the arctic ocean is bad but honestly doesn't really matter much to me. for one i can be a bitch, i will fully own up to that, secondly i can count on one hand the people i've slept with, sorry but i'm not a fucking hotel like the rest of these bitches. lastly... well that may or may not be true, the hell if i know." WHAT ARE SOME MOVIES THAT YOU CAN'T GO ON TOUR WITHOUT? "the rocky horror picture show, for sure. why? because i'm a sweet transvestite from transexual transylvania. don't believe me? go ask your mom, i tapped that like you wouldn't believe last night. then of course finding nemo cause it's the best fish movie on the face of the universe ever made. i dare you to fight me on that." WHAT TYPE OF PRESHOW RITUALS DO YOU HAVE? "does drinking five energy drinks which cause you to have to pee like a bitch half way through the set count as a preshow ritual? cause i do that way too often, i've got a tiny bladder, like a poodle, like those little fluffy tea cup ankle biting bastards." HOW DO YOU FEEL KNOWING THAT YOUR BAND'S MUSIC MEANS SO MUCH TO PEOPLE? "it's cool, i mean it's not like i really set out to touch people's hearts, or anything else for that matter. this shit just fell into my lap and honestly it's mind blowing. if you would've told me when i first started beating things with sticks that i'd make a career out of it, that i'd change peoples lives with it... well i would've said you were high and bitch slapped you for trying to be a suck up. honestly i still don't know how to feel about it all, probably 'cause i still see myself as some little blonde no body from wisconsin. i don't think i'd want that out look to change either." WHAT'S YOUR MOST INTERESTING FAN EXPERIENCE? "well there was that time i lost my virginity to a fan after a show when he asked me if i'd sign his dick. i'd say that was pretty interesting." DO YOU THINK YOUR FAMILY IS PROUD OF HOW YOUR LIFE HAS PANNED OUT THUS FAR? "ha ha ha ha ha fuck no! my dad left my momma and when i was eight, he was an angry son of a bitch and hated being with us so he just went to the store one day and never came back. as for momma well she's usually too strung out on her latest fix, or spreading her legs for whatever guy bothers to give her the time of day, to care about what i'm doing. i don't think they'd have a right or even a reason to be proud anyways, i'm just a drummer in a band on the road for most of the year with a bunch of sweaty ass guys. what's there to be proud of?" |
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THE PERSON BEHIND THIS WONDERFUL CHARACTER IS GENERALLY CALLED REE AND SITS AT 20. HE/SHE LIVES IN THE EST TIMEZONE. ALSO, THIS CHARACTER LOOKS PRETTY SIMILAR TO KERTI PAHK, DON'T YOU THINK?
[/div]THE PERSON BEHIND THIS WONDERFUL CHARACTER IS GENERALLY CALLED REE AND SITS AT 20. HE/SHE LIVES IN THE EST TIMEZONE. ALSO, THIS CHARACTER LOOKS PRETTY SIMILAR TO KERTI PAHK, DON'T YOU THINK?
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